- Wear my Google t-shirt.
- Set my homepage to www.google.com
- Continually ask, “Have you met BillG? Where’s BillG? When can I see BillG?”
- Show off my bright blue iPod Nano
- “Upgrade” my workstation to Windows XP
- Then just format it and install Ubuntu
- Randomly shout “Yahoo!” as I walk through the halls
- Add my gmail address to my e-mail sig
- Start an open-source project for Google Android
- Default browser:
FirefoxSafari
(I kid, I kid…)
Popularity: 10% [?]
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I would do all of the above
Actually except for 10. I can’t stand Safari.
haha “Have you met BillG? Where’s BillG? When can I see BillG?”
Here’s a few more in no particular order.
* Send all documents, spreadsheets, and presentations in either OpenOffice or GDocs format.
* Use Emacs or Vi for all of your coding.
* Distribute copies of Knoppix, OpenSUSE, and Ubuntu LiveCDs around the office.
* Hold all of your meetings within World of Warcraft or Second Life.
* Point and stare at anyone using a Zune and then snicker in derision.
* Make a Ballmer bobble-head doll and feature it promintently in your workspace.
* Optimize your webapps for the iPhone.
* Quote Richard Stallman, Eric Raymond, Larry Lessig, and Fake (or real for that matter) Steve Jobs.
* Wear exclusively black mock turtlenecks with khakis or jeans(a la Steve Jobs).
* Talk incessantly about how funny those “Mac vs PC” ads are.
* Complain about your now-useless HD-DVD Xbox 360 drive.
I could come up with more, but this should do it for now.
nice! much better list.
‘Optimize your webapps for the iPhone.’ LOL
Wow. That sounds like a list of really great office pranks for a Microsoft office. That said, I still have some technical issues with Internet Explorer (and I’m addicted to Firefox’s addon system), so Firefox would actually be one of the first installs I’d make.